Monday, May 19, 2014

List of topics to talk to a Girl about!

- What do you think about love?
- What’s your favorite band’s name? or
musician?
- When was the last time you cried?
- What do you want to do in your life? (Get
into philosophical questions)
- What’s your favorite color? Does a guy
sound gay if he says it is purple?
- Do you have a pet? If you have to buy one,
would that be the one that bites or scratches?
- What's your favorite Superhero?
- Do you brush your teeth twice a day?
- What is life to you?
- What's the thing that you are best at?
- Do you think you are a good talker or a
good listener?
- What is the perfect guy to you?
- What is the thing in people you hate the
most?
- Do you have a best friend? Is she a girl? Is
she pretty?
- Tell me about your friends.
- Who's that person, _______. (name someone
from her profile who is very active on her
wall) - King Kong or Dinosaurs?
- If the theme of your life would be
contrasted with music, which instrument
would you be? A Guitar/ Violin/ Piano.
- If you were to take up dance lessons? Which
dance form would you go for?
- Do you like bad-ass guys, who kind of beat
up people instantly?
- What's your biceps?
- Do you like to party? (if yes) How much do
you party?
- Tell me about the person you hate the most.
(if she is hesitating or avoiding) Okay, is it a
guy or a girl? (if a guy) Guy! Hmm... ex-
boyfriend? stalker? school bully who robbed
you of your lunch money? (if a girl) Girl!
hmm...best friend? your boyfriend's ex-
girlfriend? female warrior princess sent from
the past to save the world who stole your
boyfriend?
- How many secrets do you have? Count
them.
- How many people know all your secrets, I
mean, everything about your life? Count
them. (if she doesn't which she wouldn't; give
her numbers - 3, 4, 5, 6? if she says 6,
conclude that 'I am 6 people behind in
knowing you')
- Do you know how to fire a weapon?
- Do you think reptiles are hideously ugly or
cute?
- Have you ever slapped a guy?
- Has a guy ever slapped you? except your
father/ brother/ cousins/ teachers/ friends/
strangers.
- What do you want to achieve in life?
- What's your favorite sport?
- Do you think soccer is about a bunch of
homosexuals chasing each other in half
pants, kicking the ball to completely divert
the mind of spectators from what they are
actually doing?
- What do you think is the coolest summer
outfit?
- How much do you think the sense of style
should be important for both the sexes? -
Who do you think should pay for dinner, a
girl or a guy?
- What do you think about Fashion?
- What do you think about kids?
- What would you do if you come to know
that you are gonna die in like 1 month?
- Do you believe in Helping people? (Of
course she'll say 'yes')
- Oh, so how do you plan to help them?
(change the topic if she is getting confused
and weird)
- Okay, Prepare your mind; if you get three
wishes to make, and they will granted if you
make them in 30 seconds only; what would
they be, your time starts now!
- What do you think is the most beautiful
thing ? Is it kissing? Hugging? or ...?
- Are you scared of Ghosts? How much
scared?

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